I may be the only woman on the planet who’s actually upset about the split between George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis. All the other single ladies out there just want the stud for themselves, of course. But they just looked so in love! One can especially be convinced after rummaging through their pictures for the last hour... Is it so wrong that I truly believed Elisabetta was the one who was finally going to be able to tame the wild beast?—and by wild beast I’m referring to Clooney’s all-too-predictable bachelor ways. If Elisabetta can’t even do it, well then, I guess there really is no hope.
Let’s take a look back at the stages of this gorgeous couple’s relationship to try to figure out just where it all went wrong.
by Mel Matzker