10 Sexy Ideas For An X-Rated Christmas


1. Tis' the season (for snuggling)

While not exactly X-Rated, getting your Christmas Eve started on a soft faux-fur blanket with your cuddle-buddy is a great way to heat things up and (literally) stick it to Jack Frost.

Liberator's Fascinator Throw has the added bonus of being machine washable and Eggnog-proof, making that post-coital Christmas clean-up a snap.

2. Luxury Couple's Toys 

Christmas only comes once a year - but that doesn't mean you have to. Luxury toys like the We Vibe Plus and Lelo's Pino Vibrator are designed to deliver what every couple wants on Christmas morning: shared orgasms.

3. A Christmas Cocktail

Mulled wine is so "Dinner with the in-laws."  If you need something on the -ahem - stiffer side, this tasty cranberry concoction will really get the juices flowing.

Sexy Cranberry Sparkle Recipe: 4 oz. Cranberry Juice, 2 oz. Champagne, 2 oz. Vodka, Cranberries for garnish.

Directions: Mix juice and vodka together in a chilled martini mixer. Pour into a Champagne flute. Top with Champagne, garnish with cranberries, toast with pinkies extended.

4. Sex Games

As Eva Gabor said, "Love is a game that two can play and both can win." Break the proverbial ice with adult games like Monogamy,  the You & Me Game, or a good ole' fashioned game of Truth or Dare. (Nobody loses when  you're both naked.)

5. Get your glow on

Want to add instant ambiance? Light a few candles and get your love den in the Yuletide spirit with festive candle scents like Clove, Cinnamon and Cranberry.

Better yet, light up  a Soy-Wax Massage Candle that melts into a sensual massage oil. You'll be happy to know that unlike melted paraffin wax that can burn the skin, soy wax's melting point is just a few degrees above body temperature. (More O-Face, less "OUCH!")

6. A Christmas Striptease

Why unwrap gifts when you can unwrap each other?  Lose the sweatpants and give Santa the eye candy he's been waiting for with Holiday-Themed Lingerie, Stockings and High Heels. He'll want to give you an entirely different kind of sleigh ride.

And Guys, if you want to give your lady the Magic Mike treatment, put on a private show with festive Boxers, Briefs and Thongs and give her something to "Ho" about.

7. Sexy Stocking Stuffers

Santa's X-Rated elves have been hard at work creating the perfect stocking-sized treats for you and your honey.

A Red Mini-Bullet VibeNaughty Coupons or a Vibrating Couple's Ring fit perfectly in your Christmas Stockings and are bound to create an orgy of Holiday cheer.

Short on shopping time? Screaming O's Horny Holiday Stocking comes pre-loaded with intimate essentials for him and her.

8. Show a little restraint.

Are you on Santa's naughty list? Lucky Elf!

Get 50 shades of sexy with Bondage Toys like couple's cuffs and restraints, whips, and nipple clamps. And if you're looking for a silent night, there's even a Ball Gag for that, too.

9. Christmas Kink

Want to start an entirely different kind of Christmas tradition? Bring the Ho's home for the Holidays with Christmas Porn! Riveting adult classics like Big Titty Christmas, A Fucking Christmas Dinner and Dirty Santa are sure to put your Grinch in the mood.

10. Sexy Holiday Jams

If you think Christmas music and sex appeal are mutually exclusive, guess again.

Rife with erotic innuendos, this classic yet prurient playlist will insure a very horny holiday:

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"Santa Wants Some Lovin" - Albert King
"Baby Its Cold Outside" - Dean Martin
"Mistletoe Jam" - Luther Vandross
"I'll be your Santa Baby" - Rufus Thomas
"Santa Baby" - Eartha Kitt
"I'd like you for Christmas" - Julie London
"Santa Clause is back in town" - Elvis Presley
"Trim Your Tree" - Jerry Butler
"Merry Christmas, Baby" - B.B King
"Back Door Santa" - Clarence Carter