Give your jerk ex one of these burns.
There are many things we would like to say to our exes after a break up. Sometimes they don't come out the way we want them to because we get too frustrated and frazzled — but there is nothing more satisfying than finding an awesome meme, quote or gif that sums up your feelings.
In movies, music, and television shows people are able to say JUST the right things at JUST the right moment... why can't real life be that way?
Maybe practice some of these 15 breakup quotes, gifs and memes we've gathered that pretty much sum up your feelings about your breakup with your jerk ex, so that next time you're PREPARED. You're welcome.
If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious friendship truths, we've got you covered.
Don't take this the wrong way, but I think your brain might be missing.
You look 100% better when I can't see you.
Waiting for you is like waiting for the rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing.
You were fake. I was great. Nothing personal.
Crying after a break up- ain't no one got time for dat.
Good luck finding someone who will put up with your bullshit as well as I did.
The day I need a friend like you, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out.
Oh your love was fake? So were my orgasms.
Do you get whiplash watching me surpass you in every way?
So we're breaking up but still can be friends? Tell me more about how our new friendship could work.
You're not even worth the calories I burn talking to you.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Best note to an ex EVER.
There really are a lot of fucking fish in the sea. Cheer up. Everyone can be replaced.
Me: Ha, i've been called worse.
Me: Your girlfriend.