Sorry Not Sorry! 12 Best Comebacks For Your Awful Ex


Give your jerk ex one of these burns.

There are many things we would like to say to our exes after a break up. Sometimes they don't come out the way we want them to because we get too frustrated and frazzled — but there is nothing more satisfying than finding an awesome meme, quote or gif that sums up your feelings.

In movies, music, and television shows people are able to say JUST the right things at JUST the right moment... why can't real life be that way?

Maybe practice some of these 15 breakup quotes, gifs and memes we've gathered that pretty much sum up your feelings about your breakup with your jerk ex, so that next time you're PREPARED. You're welcome.

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If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ... look no further! From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious friendship truths, we've got you covered.

When your ex says something that has no logic at all.
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Breakup Quotes Comebacks For Your Ex

Don't take this the wrong way, but I think your brain might be missing.

It's time to block you because...
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Breakup Quotes Comebacks For Your Ex

You look 100% better when I can't see you.

It's time to move on.
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Breakup Quotes Comebacks For Your Ex

Waiting for you is like waiting for the rain in this drought. Useless and disappointing.

You say you're real, but here's the truth.
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Breakup Quotes Comebacks For Your Ex

You were fake. I was great. Nothing personal.

Nope, sure don't.
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Crying after a break up- ain't no one got time for dat.

Spoiler! You won't!
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Good luck finding someone who will put up with your bullshit as well as I did.

What do you mean you want to be friends?
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Breakup Quotes Comebacks For Your Ex

The day I need a friend like you, I'll just have myself a little squat and shit one out.

You weren't the only one faking it ...
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Oh your love was fake? So were my orgasms.

Oh, I'm sorry!
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Breakup Quotes Comebacks For Your Ex

Do you get whiplash watching me surpass you in every way?

Become friends? Let's not and say we did.
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So we're breaking up but still can be friends? Tell me more about how our new friendship could work.

OK, I'm done.
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Breakup Quotes Comebacks For Your Ex

You're not even worth the calories I burn talking to you.

No, we really don't need to talk about this.
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Breakup Quotes Comebacks For Your Ex

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

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Best note to an ex EVER.

I can find someone new.
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There really are a lot of fucking fish in the sea. Cheer up. Everyone can be replaced.

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Him: Bitch.
Me: Ha, i've been called worse.
Him: Like?
Me: Your girlfriend.



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